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HUMOROUS MOMENTS WITH GURUJI

🌟A devotee felt embarrassed when asked by Guru Ji about his profession. He said "Guru Ji , I am in the liquor business,but I intend to stop it."
Guru Ji replied, "Oh! you are in the business of intoxicating people,So am I, but I never intend to stop it."

🌟Guru Ji asked another devotee about his business.
She replied "Guru Ji, I am interior decorator."
Guru Ji replied "Oh! We are in the same business."

🌟A devotee said."Guru Ji, You are like a Chhath (Roof) to us."
Guru Ji replied, " No, I am like a Chhatri (Umbrella).I am portable,You can carry me with you wherever you go"

🌟A devotee asked Guruji, who was your first crush when you were a teenager?"
Guru Ji: The first crush is continuing. It is the same Divinity, yes!

🌟A devotee asked Guruji "Mujhe aapka autograph milega kya?"
Guruji : Main autograph Dil mein deta hu. kagaj-kalam se nahi.Abhi tak mila nahi kya??

🌟A devotee asked Guru Ji ,"Any advice on raising children?"
Sri Sri: I have no experience .

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